Progressive

[Sarah]

A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal.

These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents.

A Progressive is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs:

• Knows what is best for everybody else

• Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC

• Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals

• Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad

• Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate

• Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist

• Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent

• Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker

• Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree

• Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government

• Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense

• Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person

• Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people

[Agnes]

1)An [epitaph] for a radical-liberal or socialist.
2)Someone whose [pneumatic] [demagoguery] tends to cloud their judgment.
3)Someone who makes acyrologia of the words logic and science.
4)Someone who believes all Scandinavian propaganda on how great socialism is, yet fails to realize how authoritarian things have become there.
5)People who ignore the 100 million who have died under socialist rule.
6)People who protest the killing and eating of animals while they vacuum out a human fetus from their/their girlfriends uterus.
7)Have lived off their parents until their [late 20s] early 30s.
8)Someone who thinks the government can fix everything by forcing people to be good at gun point.
9)A plague of dogmatism.

[Agnes]

Liberalism and steroid. Demands that the government takes care of everyone from birth to death. Really unpleasant angry people, with small brains and hearts. Claims to be [open mind] but will easy say fuck you if you don’t share their view. Wants America to be a [utopian society]. Will vote for any politician who will give them [free stuff]. Won’t acknowledge the currption of the Democratic Party. Very one sides. Loves socialism and calling people racist .

[Becky]

An arrogant individual who will attempt to dictate how you live your life because, Its in your best interest, as if you dont know whats good for you but they do.
Wants to take away the money you worked your ass off to earn and give it to some welfare leech that doesnt even try to get a job. Because [Thats fair].
Will try to restrict your right to free speech if you disagree with them. Because Thats hate speech!
Wants to take away your right and means to defend yourself against violence and force you to be a victim. Because That will make you safer.
Wants to eliminate your [freedom of religion]. Because Churches are intolerant.
Wants to deny you the right to raise your children the way you choose, and instead forcibly indoctrinate them to their way of thinking. They call it Education.
Often have never existed outside of a media studio or university classroom, but will quickly denounce anybody with actual real-world experience.
Go on and on about Free/Independent Thinking and being Open-Minded, yet do everything they can to censor anybody who doesnt toe their [party line].
Are quick to call anybody who disagrees with them a Racist, Homophobe, [Bible-Thumper], or Redneck but call this practice Tolerance and Civility.

[Kit]

n. One who advocates greater government [regulation] of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the [average Joe] but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often [hypocrites]

[Hina Muqadas]

A word left-wingers now use to describe themselves, because the word liberal has gained a negative connotation.
Once the term progressive has been dragged through [the mud] by [right-wing] [pundits], a new term will again be chosen.

[Dianne]

Happening or developing gradually or in stages.

[Agnes]

Progressive
The reason why people in primarily black communities are still poor and ignorant.
(Note this isnt [stereotyping] or [racism] against [African Americans] these are just facts.)

[Greta]

A [euphemism] for [socialist].

[Sarah]

1. Someone [terrified] by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

2. Someone who wants to move the country progressively [closer] to [socialism].

[Rihanna]

Living [proof] that stupidity has [no limits]. Progressives are people who think a government that runs record deficits should have the power to make businesses [operate] in a fiscally responsible manner.