Plop absorber

[Merna]

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a [cushion] in order to prevent the water splashing or plopping when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a [loud noise] being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of [Plop] Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.