Agouti

[Agnes]

The most chill animal in the fucking universe. All they do is eat nuts all day and shit seeds that grow trees with more nuts for these fuckers to [suck down] (no homo). they kinda look like a rat with a coat of [jimmy neutron] hair. I personally, am a long time member of the [Agouti] Gang and take my ancient [agouti] customs very seriously so plz no hate.

[Sarah]

A large long-legged burrowing rodent related to the guinea pig, native to Central and South America.

[Couch Potatoe]

Pronounced A-goot-ee.

A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough [backgrounds] in the UK. To be used as an alternative to Chav or Scum, influenced by the [technical] definition of the word, a weird looking [rodent].