Hardboiled eggs

[Mark Zuckerberg]

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his [sperm count] before going on an all [week-end] bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets [Hardboiled Eggs], which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).