Spencers

[Sarah]

A cool store that has some nice accesories and um stuff for adults who want to do certain...things.

[Little_Girl]

The [pedophiles] [garage sale]

[Dave Paprocki]

a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling cool merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(dont). boatloads of stupid questions, [asshole-ish] people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isnt [pulling in] enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in [the plus side], thousands of things with the phrase [try me] on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, secret shoppers, etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they think it will be fun trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Greatest fuckin store in [the known] world. Carries sex toys, dirty t-shirts/keychains/stickers, jewelery, [Happy Bunny], South Park, [Simpsons], Family Guy etc.
Ask us, well probably teach you how to properly use a whip!

[Monty]

A place with [vibrators] and some [stuff that] horny people use, also if you want to buy [a lollipop] you reach down there shirt and touch there tits...............oh yeah

[Greta]

A gag-gift store that features tasteless/tacky merchandise such as various items with marijuana leaves on them. The store is usually [cluttered] and the [sex toys] are for poor people who dont mind purchasing and using a vibrator that has been opened and taken [out of the box] 6 times.

[Marquetta]

[D-bag], [douche bag], or a-tip