Curling

[PussyCat]

The act or state of that which curls; as, the curling of
smoke when it rises; the curling of a ringlet; also, the act or process
of one who curls something, as hair, or the brim of hats.

[Dave Paprocki]

[Another word] for [jacking off].

[Sarah]

[Curling] is a sport involving ice, [brooms], and originally a rock. It is [chiefly] played in Canada. Unlike hockey, it is not taken seriously in the United States. Many suspect that it is a byproduct of both the cold Northern climate and the Canadian propensity for beer.

[Marquetta]

When a persons personality is so dead ([uninteresting], boring) that you would rather watch [curling] (the [sport]).

[Renato]

The ancient Scottish sport of curling has been called a hybrid of bowling and chess set on ice, but perhaps the closest analogy is [shuffleboard]. Two four-member teams slide 42-pound granite stones (the best of which come from a single [quarry] in Scotland) on a [sheet of ice] toward a target area. Teammates sweep the ice in front of the stone to help maneuver it towards the center target.
Each player on the team throws two stones during an end, which is sort of like an inning in baseball. The team with the most points after 8 or 10 ends wins the match. Did I mention that you can knock your opponents stones out of contention?
The name curling comes from the Old English verb to [curr], or growl. Theres a fair amount of shouting during the game, as team members urge each other on while sweeping the ice in front of the stone.
This year, the British womens team gave their country its first [Winter Olympics] gold medal since 1984, while the Norwegian mens team upset the Canadian favorites.

[Sonia]

Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of [two four] player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the [sweepers] [to sweep] or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a [fuckoff].

[Merna]

A game played on ice, especially in Scotland and Canada, in which large round flat stones are slid across the surface towards a mark. Members of a team use brooms to sweep the surface of the ice in the path of the stone to control its speed and direction.