De fellationibus non curat lex

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A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, the law does not concern itself with blowjobs, based on the more well known phrase, de minimis non curat lex, which means, the law does not concern itself with [trifles]. The principle holds that blowjobs arent really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of de fellationibus non curat lex is often credited with former U.S. President [Bill Clintons] victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the [insertive] or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.