Swamp donkey
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Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
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A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
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Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
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Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include [swamp out], aka [wamp out].
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as [wamp] or [wamper]. -
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and [club scene] . [Tell tale] signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten [bees] nest.
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A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.
Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the [braying] of a donkey) and [starved] for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the [muds], meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures. -
A fried chicken and watermelon eating, malt liquor [guzzling], drive by committing nigger. Also known as [moon crickets] and [jigaboos].
These animals smell like 40 year old decayed produce mixed with cheap malt liquor and too much cologne that they use to (unsuccessfully) cover up the smell of nigger.
Not to be confused with humans
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It is a [prison slang] [term] for [females].
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of British origin, meaning a [slobbering] [blob] of a girl who hangs out at [shady] bars hoping for some action.
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Ive got one liveing off my best friend please help is there a squad or somthing a possi to irratacate this god awful swamp donkey and is allready reached a leavel that cant be met meanning my friend family is depley under her spell no one will he listin to exapt the SWAMP DONKEY. What ever she says goes and i mean anything her human name while on dryland lureing victoms is M..,; j..
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Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include [swamp out], aka [wamp out].
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as [wamp] or [wamper].@Mark-Zuckerberg that fucking off tap mate wow
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