Gritty

[PussyCat]

A state of extreme drunkenness

[Rihanna]

A word to describe something that is particularly course, dry and not very smooth. Only the most wonderful people use this word to describe things.

[Raeanne Dimick]

Describing anything, anyplace OR anyone that is dirty. Slutty. Nasty. Sometimes ugly, and definately Grimey. Or Gross. Usually used to describe females, certain males, and most nightclubs/bars.

[Jason Yan]

a female who thinks their the shit but really a girl nobody likes and shes a slut

[Sonia]

characterized by elaborate sexual detail; horny

[Tina]

Containing sand or grit; consisting of grit; caused by
grit; full of hard particles.

[Little_Girl]

The cross between nasty and nice. Dirty, but not to the point of grimy. To be gritty is to be grimy in all the right ways, and classy in the others. Being gritty is good--its a lifestyle. Its like having a little bit of grimy spice on your otherwise classy life.

[Rihanna]

the horribly [terrifying] new mascot of [the philadelphia] [flyers]

[Jason Yan]

A big orange-haired, [googly-eyed] doofus that is known as the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot. It looks like a fatter version of LA Dodgers 3B Justin Turner and has a face more Orange than Donald Trump. Gritty is a real shit pile. He looks like an [unholy union] between [the Babadook] and a muppet from Fraggle Rock.

[Tina]

Officially, Gritty is the 7 foot furry orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers (see attached). Gritty’s big googly eyes are are well suited for his search for the perfect set of feet that will quench Gritty’s ever-increasing foot fetish.
Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in [Keswick], the location of Gritty’s very [humble abode]. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.
Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:
“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the [libs]”
“North>South”