Glaciering

[Little_Girl]

The fecal-friendly act known as Glaciering (also known to the ancient Greeks as [Turdus] Erectus) begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits its own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl [glutenous] act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes [above the rim] of the seat, giving the feces a Glacier-like appearance.

[Luis Fok]

the act of awakening the morning after a long night of [getting crunk]/[shittanked]/[schwasted] and instantly realizing that you are still absolutely plastered.