Mission accomplished

[Renato]

Something you say after you [fuck up]. This way, people will [think you] have actually succeeded when in fact you have failed so miserably your former supporters have [crossed over].

[Tina]

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a [photo op] (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.
Typically is followed by protracted [guerilla] wars that kill [100s] of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world

[Zipporah Schumaker]

correction---2894 deaths

[Raeanne Dimick]

When you [take a shit] and when you [wipe] [there is nothing] there.

[PussyCat]

an important job, especially a military one, that someone is sent somewhere to do: