Springle

[Sarah]

to be single in the spring when all of the attractive people come out from their winter clothes and [parade] their [attractiveness] around [in the sun], and the freedom to pick them up.

[Couch Potatoe]

a [useless] sentence or directive usually given by someone in [middle management] who is completely [incompetent] and underqualified.

[Jason Yan]

[lonely],[single pringle]