Nestor
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Nestor is a giant anthropomorphic rat who visits after holidays to eat the candy and toys of poorly behaved children. He likes to nibble obnoxious children’s toes and defecate in their beds.
Nestor is not an evil creature and does not abide by a moral [ledger]. Otherwise [saintly] children who misbehave after holidays may find their candy raided and bedrooms defecated in while beastly brats who [keep clean] rooms are left unscathed.
Nestor is particularly fond of hidden candy stashes, and enjoys despoiling them.
Some families celebrate Nestor and welcome him into their homes after Halloween as he is known to selectively eat the candy that has been tampered with by perverts.
Unlike many of his peers, Nestor does not have any [special relationship] with parental figures. In fact, many parents try to spare their children by setting traps for him. These may occasionally catch his lesser helpers, but he is to clever to fall for any trap. Cats are ineffective deterrents on account of his size, and he sometimes eats them to teach particularly wretched children a lesson.
While Nestor is commonly associated with the western-christian holiday [pantheon] (Santa, Easter Bunny, Cupid, S. D. [Kluger] et-all) he is known to visit families of all different faiths and nationalities. His origins are a mystery, but he plays similar roles to [Krampus] and Grýla, and is sometimes depicted as their harbinger or familiar.
Eating anything colored blue makes Nestor explosively flatulent. -
A king of Pylos in the Peloponnese, who in old age led his subjects to the Trojan War. His wisdom was proverbial.
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A sweet, nice, caring, [loveable] guy who cares about his girl, friends and family. Very fun to be around with and will make you laugh. They are very athletic and enjoy doing extreme things. They fear nothing and you can trust them with anything. They are good [hearted] and [patient].
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someone who you can count [on to] trust
a boy [who cares] about [his girl] always
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