Avengeancy

[Julene]

Avengeancy can only occur when ones girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), is slaughtered in bed with a [push mower]. The murderer must have a distinctive [facial feature] and/or speech pattern by which he/she can be identified, and must be driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. One must spend exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer will be found in an abandoned house in North Korea. One must sneak into the sleeping [murderers] room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. This is Avengeancy.