Hoverability
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the degree to which one can successfully [hover] their [asscheeks] over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting [pile of shit] that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
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