Fake bostonian

[Rihanna]

Someone who tries to pretend theyre from Boston, but arent. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that theyre from Boston, and has a varying degree of a [Boston accent] (usually they drop their rs, but dont have the vowels right).
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the [bubblah], using their [blinkers] and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.