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[Justin Bieber]

The [quintessentially] flawless and supremely intelligent student (who can spell quintessential and intelligent, unlike the deerfieldians); omniscient academically, omnipotent on the athletic field, absolutely spicy in the arts, [matchless] in manners, and not having a large stick shoved up his or her ass, unlike the deerfieldians that the linguist could, but wont, mention - because the [linguists] school has class.