Halt! identify!
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What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not [the intruder] is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may [sound the alarm], whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to learn the ways of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:
Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the [androids] visual scanner.
Step 2: [Sidle] up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.
Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.
Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the Boss Door.
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