Siri

[Justin Bieber]

Siri is the personal assistant on the [iPhone 4S]. If you ask, she can tell you where the nearest ice cream store is, what the [weathers] going to be like tomorrow, what the [square root] of five is, or whether or not you are fat. Also, tell her to play a song, text or call a friend, plan an appointment, or set an alarm, and she will. Its pretty amazing.
However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But dont make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesnt hesitate to say so.