Swanker

[Dianne]

N:Swanker: A hipster who is drunk, but is [too hip] to admit theyre drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the [swank] manner, as Still cool.
V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.
Adj: [Swank]: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.