Ruralite

[Greta]

Person who insists that they live in the country even thought they really just live in the suburbs or a satellite city. Usually in [gated] communities filled with 1/2 million dollar homes stacked right on top of one another. They typically drive the largest [SUVs] and behave the most obnoxiously on their cell phones.
They also [harbor] great disdain for the inner-city and its inner-city folks because everybody knows thats where all the liberals, queers, criminals, and minorities live.
(Not to be confused with true country folks who do not possess [the big house], SUV, or inflated sense of self worth)

[Luis Fok]

A person who lives in a rural area; a country-dweller.