Twatwaffle
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watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn. -
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
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occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
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Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.
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Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not [adequately] describe.; however, to earn the title of [twatwaffle], one must also attempt to [assert] authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the offenders, in trouble and the offending material removed.
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adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to [be sweet] but often settles disputes via [bitchy] e-mails and beleives that she is [superior] to her coworkers
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Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying [short person] ([hobbit])
2.) To be a wimp ( Dont be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him youre being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( [Messing up] someones fun) -
If someone thinks their bf is a twat waffle what are my chances with this guy
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