Hotchkiss

[Sarah]

The Hotchkiss School is an independent boarding school located in Lakeville, Connecticut. Founded in 1891. Hotchkiss students are from all over but the most common areas are [fairfield county], [westchester] ([rye] part of it of course), and new york city. They have a work hard play hard outlook. classes are monday-saturday but students more than make up for it when they leave campus saturday nights. drugs and alcohol are forbidden so they are only used a little and [coke] is popular because it's harder to catch students blowing lines than smoking [weed] and its harder to tell if a student is coked up than drunk. boys must wear coat and tie to class every day while girls wear skirts and tops. ties are all hermes and [vineyard vines]. the girls wear [lilly pulitzer], [ralph lauren], and theory. the biggest sports are football, fieldhockey, hockey, squash, and biggest of all lacrosse. most students go to ivy league or top 20 schools or small new england liberal arts schools. . schools that hotchkiss has sent the most students to in the last few years are georgetown, harvard, duke, cornell, bowdoin, brown, princeton, middlebury, yale, upenn, uva and trinity college. a lot of kids are recruited for sports. vineyard vines recently designed a pattern for both totes and ties in their custom collection for Hotchkiss. other similar schools are deerfield, taft, groton, choate, loomis chafee, etc.

[Jessica]

Designating certain firearms invented by Hotchkiss or manufactured by the company he established, especially a carriage-mounted cannon with a set of revolving barrels, and also machine-guns developed by his successors.

[Cami]

The school you go to if your aunt is the same person as your mother. Generally attended by children whos [special needs] prevent them from wiping their own asses. Teachers have been known to show up to class drunk, stoned, and/or indecently exposed. While the school dean brags that many students grow up to attend the top 20 colleges in the country, that statement is only true if you consider secretly living in a cardboard box in the basement and dealing crack to students attending. Notable times in the school history include the syphilis outbreak of 87, the great [manure] fire of 96, and that time that a student realized that he wasnt really in a horrible, [strangely erotic] dream.