Afterbirth

[Sarah]

The placenta and membranes with which the fetus is connected,and which come away after delivery.

[Sarah]

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:

1. One of [KFC]'s the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben

[Sarah]

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.

[Sarah]

A dry, medium-sized fart that is expelled minutes after taking a shit.

[Dave Paprocki]

[The brown], mucusy, corn-filled [sputum] that [drips] out your ass after your done taking a big, healthy, solid dump.