Premeditated infirmary
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The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive [coughing], pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play [hookie] on the [monday after] your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
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