Ricers

[Jessica]

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isnt a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.
When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to rice becasue they cant say race. The person will almost always decline the rice but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

[Sarah]

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers [mired] in the [suburbian] [quagmire] that are forced to make their cars custom by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

[Tina]

Stupid [wannabie] losers who drive shitty cars with huge wings, fart [cannons], lots of stickers that dont even match the manufactuer of the car, and they drive with the seats all the way back while blasting 50 Cent. Usually seen [circling] around high schools trying to pick up girls.

[Tina]

a new mainstream concept that is over taking children today, usually a import car (ex. honda, [acura]) that will add parts or modifications that have no affect on performance, in fact most [ricer] [aftermarket] parts will hurt performance. (EX 3 exhaust on a 110hp civic)
a perfect example of a ricer can be found here: WWW.TEAMYAKU.NET

[Zipporah Schumaker]

cars with fart [mufflers] not always a [honda]. usally a 16-20 year old that thinks he/she is [hot shit]

[Britney]

a bunch of kids who go out and throw a cat back exaust on their car with [110] base [horsepower]. when they put this on you can hear the engine struggling to [keep up with] the exaust system. this makes them idiots. dumb idiots.

[Sarah]

Young punks that dress themselves, and their cars, for 9 second runs down [the quarter mile] when in reality they cant [break out] of the [17s]!

[Little_Girl]

Deemed [Noisy] Morons With Noisy Cars Society by [the Association] of People Who Don’t Care What Letters in [Acronyms] Stand For

[Sonia]

Has...

1. Stickers that give it extra hp
2. Wing
3. [Fart Tip]
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos ([Noz])
6. Just Plain [Stupid Car]
7. Thinks Its Fast but really it is not

[Couch Potatoe]

People who put huge wings on front wheel drive cars, huge body kits, terrible graphics, huge loud exhaust that sounds like a [weedwhacker] or [go-kart] or bees nest. ricers are people who think their car is fast when it really isnt. not all imports are rice, there is lots of [domestic rice] too.