Whacker

[Donald Trump]

any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:
A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/[firetruck]
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to [Galls] because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were [dispatched] or not) for good calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)