Scroops

[Michiko]

Scroops are derived from the word [unscrupulous]. They are a form of [intangible] currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a mans currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about [one hundred] of them. Use them wisely.