Bidet

[Becky]

An automatic ass [cleaner] using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same [toilet seat] itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into [your arse] hole to remove that brown excrement.

[Oralee]

Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to [wash your ass] after usage of the toilet. Its a common [fixture] in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. [No muss, no fuss].

[Luis Fok]

instrument resembeling a miniture bath or large [urinal], used to [cleanse] excrement from ones filthy [posterior]

[Lanell]

A [Polish] [drinking fountain].

[Hina Muqadas]

A very clever and hygienic idea. Originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
But you guys dont know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to [anorgasmic] girls.
It works this way:

1.sit down without underwear,
2.[regulate] the [warm shower],
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... thats pretty fast!

[Vania]

Little [bum washing] [toilet] you cant [shit] in

[Tanya Shivari]

When one is being excessively [feminine] and or a big [gaping asshole] they are said to be on the [bidet]

[Sarah]

[A douche bag] of the [homosexual] [variety].

[Magaret]

A [vaginal] [cleaning] [tool].

[Marquetta]

a [hose] to wash ur ass after you take a [shet]. extremely [soothing]