Jerseyitis
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Mental disorder resulting from living in New Jersey for way too long; characterized by a strongly depressed demeanor, negative disposition about everything, and a general [malaise] of [pessimism] about future events.
A downhill spiral attitude in which one believes one is living in [dystopia] - prompted by the fact that one lives in New Jersey, where nobody smiles.
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