Statute of limitations

[Agnes]

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After youve known someone for a long time, but youve never done anything with them, it becomes weird to [invite] them over. If you dont [hurry up] and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will [run out], and then you wont be able to.

[Dianne]

The period of time between when your homie stops [liking] a girl and you [can hit] on her without breaking [the bro code].

[Renato]

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

Football [Limitation]: 1 day per week
Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for [Monday Night Football]
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – [1 time]/year on anniversaries

[Lizzy Liz]

a law that states a legal action must be brought before a particular period of time has passed: