GPS

[Merna]

Global Positioning System, an accurate worldwide navigational and surveying facility based on the reception of signals from an array of orbiting satellites.

[Marquetta]

[Golden Pussy] Syndrom --- An affliction that strikes some women whereby the woman thinks that her sexuality is worth more than it really is. Common symptoms include trying to get a man to buy her a bunch of [expensive shit] or pay all her bills for the [privledge] of having sex with her.

[Cami]

A wonderful device, surpassing the [directional] capabilities of [the compass], finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as [power steering], power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.

[Luis Fok]

[Acronym] for [go pound sand].

[PussyCat]

Gold [Pussy Syndrome]. A condition that can develop in woman as a result of prolonged exposure to situations where the ratio of men to women is unusualy low, such as some schools, professions, or the military. Common symptoms include unreasonable [high standards] in women as well as a corresponding [drop in] male standard levels.

[Tina]

GPS = [Golden Pussy Syndrome]. A woman that thinks her pussy is [GOLD]. More valuable than it is. A [stuck up bitch]!

[Vania]

Girls prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For [normal girls] they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher [bitchyness] level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as [GPMS] girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.

[Marquetta]

[Ginger Penis] Syndrome
When one has orange pubic hair, and a small [freckled] penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to [paleness]

[Greta]

A digital [crutch] used by people who proudly claim to be [handicapped] with a poor [sense of direction] or a poor mental map of their surroundings.

[Ernesto]

[Girlfriend Positioning System]. When your dude feels [the need] [to let] you know where he is at every moment of every day.

[Lanell]

Tracker independent fleet tracking software. A software product by GIS Fleet

[Vania]

abbreviation for global positioning system: a system that can show the exact position of a person or thing by using signals from satellites (= objects in space that send signals to earth)

[Kit]

An accurate worldwide navigational and surveying facility based on the reception of signals from an array of orbiting satellites.