Woodwinds

[Donald Trump]

A grouping of instruments including the [clarinets], flutes, and saxophones. They are the butt of many jokes in marching band, but off the field they kick any [brass ass] any day. Also a stereotype.
They are seen as the more mature bunch in band, and generally move in small packs or groups. They are friends with the colour guard, and have a higher count of females generally. Also seen as hardworking by the directors, the woodwind section leader is generally a lot tougher on their people, as their instruments are as naturally as obnoxiously loud as the brass (With the exception of Piccolo.) They are the first to memorize their drill, and leave goofing off to outside rehearsal, or at least are clever enough not to get caught.
After marching season, they are the heart and soul of [the Wind Ensemble].