Guttural love child

[Dave Paprocki]

(noun)
{1} The result of an [aberrant] phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a womans throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived [out of wedlock], whom exited [the mothers] body through her oral cavity.