Coffee vanille

[Marquetta]

A special type of coffee that claims to have [vanilla] in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces [in hot water]. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with [the scent] of the mans dump.