Noise abatement

[Greta]

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on [takeoff] and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid [reciprocal] motion of the womans dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her [pecky] [saggers] as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst thats pounding her brains out. Solutions include using [gaffer] tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.