Puppyism

[Sarah]

Extreme meanness, affectation, conceit, or impudence. A.Chalmers.

[Sarah]

The common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. Most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.

[Sarah]

To follow around, or suck