Gummy bear

[Tanya Shivari]

The [gummy bear] is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the [brink] of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.
In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it [inedible].