Gulpin

[Sarah]

The god of all Pokémon.
It is stronger than Mewtwo, rarer than [Celebi], has a better singing voice than Jigglypuff, and is more loved than Pikachu.
[Gulpin] brings joy and [monster trucks] to all the Pokédorks, and whosoever believes in it shall not perish, but go to the great Pokémon daycare in the sky to do epic Pokémon battle amongst each other for all eternity.

[Tanya Shivari]

A stupid or foolish person.