Porkpie

[Julene]

Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.
The etymology of porkpie is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised [cockney rhyming slang], porkpied was used in place of [denied]. Thats it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.
Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if youre so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyones vocabulary.
Can be abbreviated to pied.
More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally [unacceptable], however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.

[Marquetta]

A raised pie made with minced, cooked pork, typically eaten cold.

[Hina Muqadas]

a [hat]

[Sarah]

[vagina]

[Michiko]

ladies vagina after [festival]. [Crunchy] on the outside, like [jelly] on the inside