Tobogganism

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[Tobogganism]: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, [Zealots] are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum [Toboggan]. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as [Tob]ögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckinspanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient [Druids], while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. [Chubbs] Fellowship [LLC], and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,[376] followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?