Photocopier

[Julian]

The photocopier is when a guy is fucking a girl who is on top of a photocopier or [xerox] machine. The girl is closed in the photocopier so it is able to make prints while having sex. Then, [when its done], the guy cums on the machine and puts [the print] out of it on his wall.

[Cami]

A machine for making photocopies.

[Jessica]

Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.
Reality: A live [photocopier] is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply [husks] of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a [dead skin mask] of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large [red button] which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.