Reticulating splines
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Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.
[Reticulating splines] started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a real meaning, this definition isnt actually correct in the context of its use. Its really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Dont want to describe whats holding up the program? Its [reticulating splines]. Why isnt the Internet working? The [splines] arent [reticulated]. Heck, dont want to explain your calculus assignment? Were reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.Reticulating splines meaning & definition 1 of Reticulating splines.
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A necessary computation performed by numerous [Maxis] Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without [meticulous] reticulation.
See: reticulatingsplines on [ytmnd] for further information.Reticulating splines meaning & definition 2 of Reticulating splines.
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The process of combining many short lines and [curves] into longer, interpolated ones called [splines].
Also, the process of combining many imprecise and [abstract] ideas into one larger, complex one.Reticulating splines meaning & definition 3 of Reticulating splines.
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[Constructing] network based functions that are defined by [divisible] intervals while approximating said network and composing it of pieces of simple functions defined on subintervals and joined at their endpoints with a suitable degree of [smoothness].
Reticulating splines meaning & definition 4 of Reticulating splines.