Creamers

[Couch Potatoe]

An endearing term [Genesse] Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. [Creamers] are beloved for their smooth taste, affordable price, effective alcohol content, and numerous medals (so many). Creamers could potentially stop the spread of AIDS, end world hunger, and prevent overpopulation if more people simply slammed [creamers], not bitches. A traditional [creamer] comes in a shiny aluminum can which adds a touch of class to any social situation; however, creamer bottles have garnered attention at recent formal funtions.

[Julian]

a powder that is added to hot drinks instead of milk or cream: