Smegma
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a delicious butter substitute
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Foul cheese like buildup that comes from not washing or properly maintaining equipment. It comes from NOT WASHING YOUR DISGUSTING TWAT/COCK! See [egg salad].
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Pronunciation: 'smeg-m
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A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.
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A foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the clitoris.
In other words, twat rot.
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A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like Mayonnaise! -
the best reason yet to get a circumcision
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Polite term for [dick cheese]. Comes in several varieties, the worst being the dark yellow
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A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.
Its a natural process that starts during the [mid-teen] years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the [glans] during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to [retract] your foreskin.
[Smegma] can be [washed out] with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isnt advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of [smegma], circumcision isnt necessary. Smegma isnt a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps. -
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on [uncircumsized] males penises due to poor hygiene. Left [unattended] it may eventually form a [cheese beanie].
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A thick cheese like subaceous [secretion] that collects around [the clitoris] or the [folds] of the foreskin
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A sebaceous secretion in the folds of the skin, especially under a man
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