Leaping salmon

[Rihanna]

a variation of the common [nipple cripple]. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and [leap] somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets [moob] or nipple.
Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.