Woodpecker
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When your lady friend is on all fours in the doggy position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.
Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love. -
woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, [hands-free] [horatio]. From the
movement of [the birds] head as she hammers
your trunk.
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