Predestined

[Rihanna]

A prestigious and insanely expensive academy for destinies of all races, creeds and preference to snack foods (Excluding, of course, snack foods of yogurt descent) Where [the happy] little abstract concepts can learn of their fundamentally [flawed] and tired existence.

The poorly serreptitious excuse for being behind every shit fed [romantic comedy].

[Raeanne Dimick]

(of an outcome or course of events) determined in advance by divine will or fate.

[Tanya Shivari]

If an action or event is predestined, it is controlled by God or by fate: