Clubroom table

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Noun: the table in the clubroom; a black hole for [edibles]. Any food placed here WILL be eaten by anyone walking by it. To put food on the clubroom table is to sacrifice any or all sole right to such food.
Verb, to clubroom table: the act of placing food on the clubroom table. Clubroom [tabling] food is only a good idea when you are bribing friends to crew your show under the [guise] of being friendly.