Zach condon

[Rihanna]

The [wunderkind] founder of the band, Beirut. Zach [Condon] is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 15 in the Albequerque bedroom of his parents house. Since then, he dropped out of school at 16 and traveled Europe with his older brother, which was where he was introduced to music of The Konaci Orkestar and also Balkan Folk music. His first (unofficial) album The Joys of Losing Weight (which he produced under the name Realpeople) was never released and is only available through downloads online.
Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EPs: [Elephant Gun],Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec

[Monty]

sing/song writer of Beruit.
He who:
Lays waste to Beck and [Kimya Dawson] is one foul swoop.
Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.
Shits on [jeff Buckleys] grave
and too..
the oberst [machines] muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.